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Who is the most foolish man?

Who is the most foolish man among this 3 men?

1. A Nigerian man who watered his farm garden in the rain.
2. A Kenyan man who saw a ripe mango, climbed the tree to confirm then came down and used stone to pluck it..
3. A Ugandan man saw something that looked like shit, he touched it with his finger and tasted it and said: "mmmh! It's shit wooo! Thank God i didn't step on it!!!

Most foolish. Don't say 3 of them.

Choose one.
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A Nigeria Joke

Akpos was sent to deliver a chicken in Lagos. On his way a careless okada made him to fall. The chicken immediately ran off. When Akpos saw the chicken running away, he started laughing. When asked why he was laughing, he said "see this Mumu chicken, where does she know in Lagos when the address is with me?"
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Alarm clock

If you think It is your alarm clock that wakes you every morning, try putting it next to a corpse and understand the grace of God.

TTYMODE
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A Joke

------Original Message------
From: 2600F8C6
To: 2A731877
Subject: Joke
Sent: 16 Dec 2012 11:26

Teacher gave an assignment on drawing to draw any nice pix. After 5 minutes Akpors submitted a blank paper.
Teacher: What did you draw?
Akpors: A cow eating grass, Sir.
Teacher: But there is no grass here.
Akpors: The cow ate them all.
Teacher: Now where is the cow?
Akpors: There was no more grass then the cow went away.
Hehehe...!
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Calgacus Speech

"We, the most distant dwellers upon the earth, the last of the free ... There no more nations beyond us, nothing but waves and rocks and the Romans who are more deadly than these ... The Romans call robbery and murder by the lying name of 'government'; they create wildness and call it peace."

I saw in couple of occasion that people quotes this speech, but never knew this was made by a Celtic chieftain Calgacus.

In AD 84, a Roman legion marched north to crushed the remaining Celtic tribes. A great horde of Celtic warriors gathered near a hill known as Mons Graupius.

Tacitus witnessed the fierce battle, and recorded the Calgacus' Speech to his warriors before the battle of Mons Graupius.
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The Ring of Brodgar

The Ring of Brodgar or the stone of henge at Callanish had over 60 standing stones, forming a great open temple.

This ancient monuments may have been gigantic star clock to help the farmers know when to sow their seeds or harvest their crops.
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Skara Brae

The ancient buried village Skara Brae was found in 1850, when a great gale ripped across the Orkney Island off the north coast of Scotland.

This mysterious site was then excavated in 1920s.

Every thing in Skara Brae was made of stone, and the people seemed to leave their home in a hurry. Did they run away from a nature disaster, or escape from enemy from Norse?

My imagination is that God placed those ancient Scottish people there, built a stone house for them, just like He did for Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, this was just another settlements on the Earth, where the weather is colder and the environment is extremely severe. But His experiments failed again because of the wickedness of Human, so he drove out them again, and scattered them over the land of  Scotland.