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A Joke

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From: 2600F8C6
To: 2A731877
Subject: Joke
Sent: 16 Dec 2012 11:26

Teacher gave an assignment on drawing to draw any nice pix. After 5 minutes Akpors submitted a blank paper.
Teacher: What did you draw?
Akpors: A cow eating grass, Sir.
Teacher: But there is no grass here.
Akpors: The cow ate them all.
Teacher: Now where is the cow?
Akpors: There was no more grass then the cow went away.
Hehehe...!
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