Who is the most foolish man among this 3 men? 1. A Nigerian man who watered his farm garden in the rain. 2. A Kenyan man who saw a ripe mango, climbed the tree to confirm then came down and used stone to pluck it.. 3. A Ugandan man saw something that looked like shit, he touched it with his finger and tasted it and said: "mmmh! It's shit wooo! Thank God i didn't step on it!!! Most foolish. Don't say 3 of them. Choose one. Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device
Akpos was sent to deliver a chicken in Lagos. On his way a careless okada made him to fall. The chicken immediately ran off. When Akpos saw the chicken running away, he started laughing. When asked why he was laughing, he said "see this Mumu chicken, where does she know in Lagos when the address is with me?" Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device
Answer me This: Why? If white is a colour and black is a colour, why is black and white TV not colour TV? TTYMODE Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device
------Original Message------ From: 2600F8C6 To: 2A731877 Subject: Joke Sent: 16 Dec 2012 11:26 Teacher gave an assignment on drawing to draw any nice pix. After 5 minutes Akpors submitted a blank paper. Teacher: What did you draw? Akpors: A cow eating grass, Sir. Teacher: But there is no grass here. Akpors: The cow ate them all. Teacher: Now where is the cow? Akpors: There was no more grass then the cow went away. Hehehe...! Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device